Royale

That’s what they call a QuarterPounder in France, right? A royale. A fact which we know from Pulp Fiction and which we are now able to finally comprehend with its full cultural implications.  It ain’t just because France is one of those countries on the metric system who don’t know what the heck a pound is, let alone a quarter of one. It’s called a Royale because it’s named after… the Queen of the Jews!

Queen. Royale. Get it?

Well, I do. And it’s all thanks to those always helpful members of the Egyptian clergy.

I mean, what is it with these guys? Do they have the inside dope or what? Couple of posts ago, I told you how one of them had figured out that what I innocently took to be a mermaid on the Starbucks logo was really… the Queen of the Jews!

Who I didn’t even know had a queen. That’s how out-of-it I was.

Now, to further enlighten us, comes Salama Abd Al-Qawi. Thanks to Melanie Philips  (one of my heroes… heroines..whatever) we now know that Mr. Al-Qawi knows that everybody knows that… well, he can explain it better than me.

Many basic products, which may be found in many Muslim households, like the Ariel, Tide, and Persil laundry detergents, are made by Zionist companies. The Coca Cola and Pepsi companies and all their products – Seven Up, Miranda, Fania, and all these products, all the carbonated beverages, with very few exceptions that don’t bear mention… Almost all the carbonated beverages are Zionist-American products.

[…] Some restaurants, I’m sad to say, are teeming with Muslim youth, and their safes are full of the money of Muslims… McDonalds is Jewish-Zionist, Kentucky Fried Chicken is Jewish-Zionist, Little Caesar, Pizza Hut, Domino’s Pizza, Burger King… By the way, all these products, which I have mentioned… In addition, there is a new type of coffee these days… All these are pure Zionist products, especially what is known as Starbucks, the well-known coffee. It is Zionist.

Hard to argue with that list, huh? ‘Cept maybe Little Caesar’s, which I’m pretty sure is run by the mafia.

So, anyway, that’s what got me thinking about royales and Pulp Fiction. Which got me thinking about movies. Which got me thinking about The Matrix.

Now, what was the name of that place down under the earth? You know, where the humans were hiding out from all those man-killing squidy machine things.

Uh oh.

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